HEY MOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
YOU'RE AN SUPER-DUPER-POOP'IN OLD MAN
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Happy b-day anyway lol
SEE YOU LATER TODAY
But I know you won't probably check your DA account today lol.
P.S. YOU'RE HUSBAND IS COMIN' FOR YOUUUU---SHOT-